Ask Compleated Jenara

My return..

Fri, 04 May 2012 21:35:50 -0400

is imminent.

Dr. Gitaxias; I shall await your glorious return as well.

Scientific prowess and holy phyrexia shall once again rule this realm.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

As the xenographs lower...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:11:24 -0400

And the good Doctor has left the realm, so shall I, Jenara.

My return can only be caused by the call of my Master, Doctor Gitaxias.

Farewell.

(PS: Urza, you have won this time.)

Another random card. Good Uncommon?

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:18:16 -0500

Another random card. Good Uncommon?

Orochimaru should most definitely have Ninjitsu as an ability...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:02:35 -0500

With all of what I gave him; his snake like abilities are priority. PLUS he uses snake jutsu way more than his ninjutsu ability of popping in and surprising I feel. I think flavor wise, he’s farther appreciated. Plus if I gave him Ninjutsu, I’d give every single ninja that ability when that can’t be the case. This is sort of like my reach out of the box Innistrad technique..sort of like how they did NOT use Unearth.

He is a boss.

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 14:32:29 -0500

He is a boss.

jinmodscardfactory: Hmm… Actually, given how fading works, this...

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:59:48 -0500

jinmodscardfactory:

Hmm…

Actually, given how fading works, this is fine. To whit, once you bringing Lee to level 8, you’ll have to sacrifice him on your next upkeep, since you can’t remove a fade counter from him. My only complaint is that the level up cost should probably involve red somehow. Make it (rg)?

I literally was on the program for an hour before I called it quits trying to find the stupid hybrid mana… I just couldn’t figure it out D: I was seriously going to be make it (rg)

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Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:39:48 -0500

I’m a genius. INB4 template help.

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 18:29:00 -0500

I’m a genius.

INB4 template help.

mtgfan: theinfinitegyro: I got my cards back from my ex. Looks...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 01:11:37 -0500

mtgfan:

theinfinitegyro:

I got my cards back from my ex. Looks like someone was a bit bitter… My poor Jace.

That sucks. Get it altered art’d!

FUCKING MURDER THEM. Such an insult should not go unpunished. I’d burn their house down.

askelspeth: askjenaracompleated: askelspeth: askurza: Aww,...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:27:00 -0500

askelspeth:

askjenaracompleated:

askelspeth:

askurza:

Aww, and here I was thinking I would get you two to kill each other now.

We already know that the leaders of each faction dislike each other greatly.

Now how can we exploit this…

Over my compleated body. Not one of you is intellectual enough to even confront the true embodiment of the great Doctor. For it not already great knowledge who the Father of Machines was, Gitaxias is only second to his own brilliance.

…

*quietly points to Urza*

Miss Tirel, my utter respect for the pure genius that is Urza is not to be mistaken… Even if sometimes he’s a muttering old man. However, there is no conscientiousness near remarkable as Jin. Were Niv-Mizzet still around, then maybe he alone could conjure up something witty, but until then, the good doctor is second to none.

cryhog: thats-so-meme: http://intothetoybox.tumblr.com/ i’ll...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:16:19 -0500

cryhog:

thats-so-meme:

http://intothetoybox.tumblr.com/

i’ll never hurt a single critter again. D:

I believe that was one of Gitaxias’ spiders. Little ingenuity never hurt anyone…except the incompleat of course.

askelspeth: askurza: Aww, and here I was thinking I would get...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:00:35 -0500

askelspeth:

askurza:

Aww, and here I was thinking I would get you two to kill each other now.

We already know that the leaders of each faction dislike each other greatly.

Now how can we exploit this…

Over my compleated body. Not one of you is intellectual enough to even confront the true embodiment of the great Doctor. For it not already great knowledge who the Father of Machines was, Gitaxias is only second to his own brilliance.

askjacebeleren: They see me trollin’They hatin’ The Mind...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:17:51 -0500

askjacebeleren:

They see me trollin’

They hatin’

The Mind Sculptor is still better, that’s the sad part.

It troubles me to see an angel away from any Annexes or Cathedrals. I strongly suggest you fix this issue.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:45:30 -0500

Ah, with great haste Lady Norn, of course. I just have to finish my expeditions within Phyrexia, rooting out the Mirran rebels, and saving them from the flesh that they are bound to. Once I have finished my missions and then at the Doctor’s request anything else, I shall return at once.

Ohai~

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:24:31 -0500

Hello, lady Chandra. How are you, today?

I see NO signs of Compleation on you, Angel. Have you not gone through the Separation of Skin? You are aware that it is a Sin to keep that.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:24:10 -0500

I am aware, Lady Elesh, and the picture you see of me was my former self. Since then the good Doctor Gitaxias has modified me, and where my once pathetic frail skin was, I now doctrine the glorious phyrexian form. I offer you a deeper analysis, for I commit no sin toward the perfection of compleation.

This card is designated to do a lot of things, and be an...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:32:24 -0500

This card is designated to do a lot of things, and be an uncommon. It might be way too good, or balanced, or whatever. Also, I still SUCK so bad at templating. halllp?

I’ve created a new mechanic. Yeah, it’s probably way too good....

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:47:29 -0500

I’ve created a new mechanic. Yeah, it’s probably way too good. However, with a Robot that literally can absorb all the energies a room has into one big spirit bomb blast, I’d say it’s pretty accurate.

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Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:38:53 -0500

artisticgoldfish: letscake: 8bitmaximo: Every time I see that...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:51:29 -0500

artisticgoldfish:

letscake:

8bitmaximo:

Every time I see that dude telling women about being sluts or that other dude telling girls about their makeup on my tumblr, I feel like doing this. So I did it.

Yes, thank you!

THIS. I don’t give a shit if you think we’re beautiful and need to have self-esteem or keep our legs closed or not wear makeup. If those things are important to you as a man, then you fucking do them. Mind your fucking business.

Just remember when reading this, the obligatory female posts. “All guys suck/are fucking assholes/should die/etc. Yeah.